Subject: Ode To The Sheeple,,,,,,,,Mencken,,,,,,
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2003 12:01:30 EST
To: EasterFairy@BrightEggs.Com, ToothBunny@QuarterUnderThePillow.Net


Mr. Price,

Regarding Governments, I suggest H.L. Mencken's opinions on Government would be applicable to both China and America.

"The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic."

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed--and hence clamorous to be led to safety--by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."

"[Government's] great contribution to human the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket."

"It is the fundamental theory of all the more recent American law...that the average citizen is half-witted, and hence not to be trusted to either his own devices or his own thoughts."

"It is the invariable habit of bureaucracies, at all times and everywhere, to assume...that every citizen is a criminal.  Their one apparent purpose, pursued with a relentless and furious diligence, is to convert the assumption into a fact.  They hunt endlessly for proofs, and, when proofs are lacking, for mere suspicions."

"The true bureaucrat is a man of really remarkable talents.  He writes a kind of English that is unknown elsewhere in the world, and an almost infinite capacity for forming complicated and unworkable rules."

And the outspoken Citizen of either Government is usually seen in the below examples:

"The notion that a radical is one who hates his country is naive and usually idiotic.  He is, more likely, one who likes his country more than the rest of us, and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us when he sees it debauched.  He is not a bad citizen turning to crime; he is a good citizen driven to despair."

"The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself...  Almost inevitably, he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable."