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So how old are you?
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Jun 5, 2025
Peter and Felicity talk about old age
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there aren't many advantages to getting
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old but one of them is one gets to tell
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old
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jokes that's not jokes that are old it's
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jokes about old people so how old are
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you I don't like to say how old I am but
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when I was a kid there was only one
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continent penia no the one before that
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rodinia
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I can't believe
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that I'm so old that most of the sayings
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attributed to other people were probably
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first said by me but I don't remember
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which
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ones I can't believe it last part I'm so
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old if I were a grandfather clock the
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shadow of my pendulum would have worn a
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hole in the back of the
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case so what sign were you born under
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when I was born we had different
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constellations so did you ever get
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married in my time we bought the
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rightness of first completing our
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education then getting a good job then
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courting then marrying then having sex
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then having kids and putting them all
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through
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college now people start with the sex
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and work backwards so did you ever get
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married
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I'm still working on completing my
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education I'm not so old I can't
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appreciate a goodlook woman I just don't
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remember what it was we used to like to
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do
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together women my age are beginning to
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appreciate me they like to have me help
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them take care of their
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granddaughters maybe they think you are
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harmless they always thought I was
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harmless isn't that a good thing so are
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you seeing
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anyone I'm going out with ladies but I
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don't think any of us can see the other
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very well anymore so what do you do when
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you go out with these ladies we talk
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what do you talk about her children her
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diseases and pains her grandchildren her
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medications her great grandchildren her
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operations her great great grandchildren
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her friends who have died recently so
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what about yourself do you talk about my
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diseases and pains my
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medications my operations my friends who
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have died recently have you ever found
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love has anyone women are for
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companionship if I wanted love I'd get a
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dog do you ever talk about the future
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what future the way things are going
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we're glad our lives are almost over now
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it's you young people's turn to screw
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things up you sound bit actually I'm not
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I've led a good life and done what I
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could to make the world a better place
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I'm disappointed in others but not in
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myself so do you have any advice for us
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youngsters charm the medical staff
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anything else do what you can laugh at
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the rest in the end all you've got is
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laughter
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